Life is so great right now I have a job and money and amazing friends and my friends are doing really well and we’re all so happy omg luvin lyf
Stayed up til 5am with a group of boys all in Halloween costumes doing cocaine off of a dining table and discussing Charles Manson
You call me a bike but at least people would bang me PEOPLE ONLY WANNA FUCK YOU WHEN THEY’RE TOO DRUNK TO SEE HAHAHAHAHHH AND YOU HAVE TO BEG A THREESOME WHEN THEY ONLY WANNA INVOLVE YOU SO THEY CAN FUCK YOUR MATE
I’m so ill I can barely breathe and I’m so poor and I was offered a really shit job today and I don’t want it but I’m STILL so happy like seriouslyyyy what is going on?! I was out with a load of friends the other night and twice my friends asked me if I was on something because they couldn’t understand why I was so happy and neither can I idk I blame my friends they’re just so great and I’m so exited to go out in Friday yay.
HOWEVER a boy that I’m friends with, never slept with, don’t plan to sleep with, who is kind of on/off seeing a girl has told me the girl doesn’t want him talking to me. THIS IS THE SAME GIRL THAT WOULDN’T LET MY BEST FRIEND TALK TO ME WHEN THEY WERE GOING OUT. Helllllooooo I don’t want to have sex with your man even though he’s not really you man but yeah whatever BYE
In malcolm in the middle when Lois cut the heads off of all of emma stone’s dolls at put them in her locker.